Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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A sober Irish individual.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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