- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What do you call an arab ?

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

woman's rights

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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