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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Your Mom

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

poopy is poopy

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

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