why dont they make black forks

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Gus's mom

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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