Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Large 4

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Your're racist.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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