Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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