- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A seal walks into a club.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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