- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why so serious ?

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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