what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Know what's funny? Jokes.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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