- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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