What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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