What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Jovan

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

I'm hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Homo say what?

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

^ That's not even funny ^

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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