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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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