Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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VITAMIN C!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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UN

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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