why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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