- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Women's rights

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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