99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

guess what>? your mum lol

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

I <3 Hitler

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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