- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

you dint have to be a jew matt

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

And you honored it I see :P

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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