News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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