children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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