- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

WNBA

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Jack Stevens

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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