Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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