Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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