- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Knock Knock Who did that?

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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