Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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lol

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Sloths

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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