An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Katy Perry

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Burp

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Anti Joke

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