- Anti Joke

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.