Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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haha

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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