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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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