noah is a scrub jungle

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How do you end a sentence

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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