knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

9/11

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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