- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

John Cena for president

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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