- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

This is not a joke.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

knock knock? come in

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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