What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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