Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Knock knock Come in

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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