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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

womens rights.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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