what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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