Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

The truth is he loves her!!

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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