- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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