- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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