What page are you on The gay page.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What is the name of the car? What

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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