- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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