your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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