Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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