- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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