- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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