- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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