whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Tall asians

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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