- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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