- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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