- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What do you call your mom? Mom

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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