- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have an idea! You leave.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

knock knock i have diarrhea

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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