Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

i dont fisish anythi

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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