- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

whats long and black? a baton

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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