A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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