- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

salad days!

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