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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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