- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

woman's rights

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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