Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

all these jokes are horrible now

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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