- Anti Joke

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

i like turtles

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress