Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why so serious ?

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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