- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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