Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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HEY!

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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