- Anti Joke

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What stops a train? A missile

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What is white and black and red all over.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter