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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Burp

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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