An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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