A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why? Because.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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