- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's stupid a light bulb.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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