- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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