What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Brain fart

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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69.

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Anti Joke

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