- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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