- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

I C U P White stuff

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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