What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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