- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Detroit has a low crime rate

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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