why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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I like poop in my butt

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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