- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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