DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why so serious ?

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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