- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

womans having rights.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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