Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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