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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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