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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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