- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

This is an anti- joke

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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