- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

womans having rights.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

what did one computer say to the other .........

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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