- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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