q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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