- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

12/23/2012

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Poop

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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