- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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