- Anti Joke

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Santa isn't real

Yo mama is so fat she died

A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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