How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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WOw you have no life

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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