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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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