If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Fat? Jesse Z

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

womens rights.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Justin Bieber.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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