- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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