- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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