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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

An epileptic man attends a rave.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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