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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

I am a mime

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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