Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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