how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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