why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

I enjoy Popcorn

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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