What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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