How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Immigration Laws

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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