1+1=2

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

no

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

the economy.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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