I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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stinky boner

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Racial Equality

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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