A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Balls

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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