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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

the economy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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