- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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