- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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