- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Knock knock.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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