XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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