What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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