- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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