- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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