- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

this website is a bad joke

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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