What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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