How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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