I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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