- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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