- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

how do you win a game try your best

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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