- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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