- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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