A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A guy at a baseball game....

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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