What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Manchester City

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops