I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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