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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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