A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Neither did she.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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