Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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