- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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