- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

A bar walks into a man

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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