My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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