- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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