- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Golf.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Justin Bieber.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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