How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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