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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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