What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

angelo snyder is not ga

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

knock knock who's there ?

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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