- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

american idol

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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