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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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