- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

a chinese man pays the full price

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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