what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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hello

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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I agree

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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