- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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