A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

penis

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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