What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Roses are flowers.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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This is an anti- joke

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Please ignore this statement.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Whats 1+1? window!

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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