why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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