What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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