Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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