- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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