Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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This isn't funny.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Potassium? K.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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