What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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