SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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