Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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hola said the chinese man

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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