What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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LET

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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A man walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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