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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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