- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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