- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Guess what? I like trains.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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