- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

whatdumb and gay stewart price

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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