- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??