Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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kennah campion... being nice

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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