- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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