Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are red, yup.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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