whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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