Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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