It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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why does the man appear fat he is

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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