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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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