what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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