Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Knock knock.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Anti Joke

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