- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Massie is a fatass

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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