What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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