When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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