why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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