- Anti Joke

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A drunk guy walks into a car

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.