- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Roses are red Im adopted

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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