Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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