- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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