- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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