- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Wanna hear a joke? no

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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