- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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