- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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