Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Wanna hear a joke? no

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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