how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Anti Joke

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