- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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