- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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