- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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