- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What is the best joke ever? 1D

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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