13 =B you just learned something

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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