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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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