- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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