Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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