- Anti Joke

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side