- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

I'm homeless.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

NASCAR being considered a sport.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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