What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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