- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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