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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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