- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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