What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Your mom is so old she died

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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