Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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