- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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