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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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