- Anti Joke

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi