what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Mitt Romney

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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