- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

hey guys im gay

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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