- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Women's Rights

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

what is worse than a guy pissed?

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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