- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

how much fish could a chicken

One, two, three, four and five

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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