- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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