Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

salad days!

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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