- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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