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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Jimmy Saville

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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