- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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