- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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