- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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