- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

these are shit

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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