- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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