- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's funny? Women's rights.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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