kathryn atkins

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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