- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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